Post by Espionage DB7 on Dec 3, 2011 14:39:13 GMT -6
Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
not a creature was stirring
except a pink louse.
The stockings were hung by the chimeny with care,
in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
Though a roaring fireplace might make him perspire,
an absent minded Inspector forgot to turn off the fire...
Suddenly from the living room, there arose such a clatter!
And the inspector rushed in to see what was the matter.
Away to the table he flew like a breeze,
only to find an empty plate, void of cookies.
A tasty treat intended for Santa Claus.
Now only crumbs, and a trail of pink paws.
Not a clue left behind of who stole those riches.
Yet around the corner, a cat stood in stitches.
He cackled and laughed, it was surely a sight!
I'm sure if he wanted, he could do it all night.
Yes this pink feline may be shifty in his ways,
but he wishes you a Merry Christmas... And Happy Holidays!
Merry Christmas Sanctum Solare! Hehe... Now I know what you must all be thinking... Damn Jesse! A talented web and graphic designer, eloquent speaker, articulate writer, devilishly good looking (ok... maybe not that last one) and you're a poet as well! My god man, how do you do it? Well... I do it, because I care.
No but seriously I just wanted to make something in the spirit of the Holiday! This is becoming a tradition with me, for those of you who remember my snoopy Christmas card last year. [Link] 
At any rate, friend... brothers... sisters... I'd like to wish everyone out there Season's Greetings, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Feliz Navidad, Happy Kwanzaa, a Happy Hanukkah, a Solemn Ramadan, A pleasant Cencas Torrah, and a Festive Festivus!
